Speaking of funny...
Here's Slow Joe Biden, discussing Barack Obama's favorite three letter word:
Remember, Joe the Senator, there are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.
"[T]he country does not deserve to be put in the hands of a glib and cocky know-it-all, who has accomplished absolutely nothing beyond the advancement of his own career with rhetoric, and who has for years allied himself with a succession of people who have openly expressed their hatred of America." -- Thomas Sowell